


The Future Career "Fates" of the Utena Cast

by Pretty Vacant



Category: Utena
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2001-12-01
Updated: 2001-12-01
Packaged: 2013-04-21 19:07:29
Rating: K+
Chapters: 1
Words: 282
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/478779/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/120285/Pretty-Vacant
Summary: This is my adapted version of Miaka-chan's "The Minor Cast of Utena in Job Options." Fairly short, covers most of the characters in their career choices.





	The Future Career "Fates" of the Utena Cast

***Author's Notes***  
  
Ok, yah, I know I stole this idea from Miaka-chan. But, think of this as something that was "inspired" by the similar work of Miaka-chan's. And if you just can't STAND someone doing something like this, guess what? Live with it.  
  
The Future Career "Fates" of the Utena Cast  
  
By Tenjou Utena, adapted from "The Minor Cast of Utena In Job Options"  
  
Well, first, we might want to go with Utena. She would make a GREAT motivational speaker, don't you think? ".Well, I've been looking for my prince for who KNOWS how long, but, I'm not giving up! You have to think positively, people! POSITIVELY!"  
  
Now, Anshii. I don't think this is a hard one. Florist. Wow, who knew?  
  
Touga, well, he'd just perfect as a Pantene Pro-V model with that hair, or anything that has to do with modeling for that matter.  
  
Juri would be an anger-management counselor.  
  
Saionji would be a domestic abuse counselor, after several sessions with Juri, of course.  
  
Miki would be a stand-up comedian. a bad one. "I mean, what is the deal with pianos these days.?"  
  
Nanami would work at a petting zoo, and forbid the children from going anywhere near "that evil, demonic cow."  
  
Akio would be a janitor. a sexy janitor.  
  
Kozue would be a pole-dancer.  
  
Shiori would be a model for Victoria's Secret.  
  
Wakaba would work part-time at 7-Eleven, and stalk Utena in her spare time.  
  
ChuChu would be bought by Michael Jackson, and re-named "Bubbles the II."  
  
  
  
FIN 


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